Peribahasa MODEN.. serta short form of words,..

      

  Now, we usually heard OMG stands for Oh My God,..

But girls nowadays are always sophisticated and specifically trendy about their clothing,. 

especially on those "filthy rich" girls where mostly got their money from their "filthy rich" parents..

Most of these Loaded princesses wear branded clothes and some of them wear specially designed

clothing by the finest fashion designers.

All of these contribute to this same short form, with a different meaning..which is

OMG = Oh My Gucci..

         I'm not sure whether the above paragraph has a link to the OMG or not.. However, I want to show my skills on writing, and as I write, I hope I could improve my english much more better..

          

          Enough with those boring chit chats,. Lets talk about a new short form which is

OMK =  Oh Mak Kau!! .. ahahaah~ Even USHER use this for his hit song ever and he sings it this way,. OH Maaak KAU!!~

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PERIBAHASA DAN COGAN KATA MODEN.

cinta monyet = cinta baboon

sudah terhantuk baru terngadah = sudah terhantuk baru benjol

nasi sudah menjadi bubur = nasi sudah menjadi bubur lagilah SODAAP! lagi-lagi kalau ,                                           ada ikan bilis goreng, kicap cili dan lobak asin

bulat air kerana pembentung, bulat manusia kerana muafakat. = bulat air kerana pembentung, bulat manusia 

                                                                                      kerana tak lonjong dan tak berpetak.

malang tidak berbau =  malang tidak berbau wangi atau busuk

  

sediakan payung sebelum hujan = sediakan sampan sebelum banjir

sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya jatuh ke tanah jua = sepandai-pandai katak melompat, akhirnya 

                                                                                               masuk ke dalam kasut jua

beringat sebelum kena =  beringat sebelum kena, kalau dah kena tak payah ingat

Sekian lah peribahasa moden yg dpt sy kongsikan pd kali ini,. Pandai2lah anda menyumbatkan peribahasa2 moden berikut di dlm karangan anda jika anda mengiimpikan jeritan, bebelan dan kemarahan guru BM anda yg membuak-buak,. 

SELAMAT MAJU JAYA~

  p/s: sorry lah senget-benget,. hhahahaah!!~